I read it ...I read a lot. This book was horrible and painful to get through the writing is really, really, really, bad. I think the hype about a naughty book got spread like a virus and women who don't normally read stuff like it got swept up in it and so it became this huge best seller.
Imagine fans taking the Aragorn and Arwen changing the names but making it all about sex.
Anyway ...the writing is bad. I would say "don't read it" but the fact is if you do we can make more fun of it together.
So here is what I wanted to post ...the writing is so bad. I copied a snippet and made my spin on fan fiction fiction: